The Kitty Cat Club Sex Resort
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At The Kitty Cat Sex Resort
It is of paramount importance to us that your vacation at The Kitty Cat Sex Resort is something you’ll always remember fondly. And, something that you’ll consequently never forget. When you get to know us really well, you’ll understand exactly why.
As, at Kitties, we set out to create a warm friendly environment, a home from home; so to speak. Where guests become members, members become friends and friends become almost family. Well we all know the saying: ‘You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your family’. Well things tend to be quite a bit different here.
Wan and I run Kitties, so the buck stops with us! So there’s no, ‘sorry sir, you’ll have to speak with a manager’. Or, ‘sorry sir, we don’t have this’, ‘we don’t have that’!
Just like everyone else, we really hate having problems, so we make damned sure that we always try to deliver on what’s promised. Sure, it’s not always perfect every time, what is? But by working at it, we always get past any hiccups that may occur along the way.
At the end of the day, we’re all about fun at kitties Sex Resort, and you can’t have fun if things ain’t right! Right?
Booking your Vacation at The Kitty Cat Club Sex Resort
Once you make the incredibly life changing decision to book your Kitty Cat Club Sex Resort vacation. We’ll send you tour ‘K.C.C. Questionnaire’. Which, we consider really important. As by completing it ‘honestly’, we will know exactly what you’re looking to gain from your time spent with your companion.
Not only that, we’ll also be able to stock up well in advance with your favorite foods, drinks and any special need items. Like I said, you’re here to enjoy yourself in a home from home environment, where we’re all on the same page!
This part of our service is crucial. I believe we’re the only organization that actually has the foresight or cares enough about our member’s enjoyment enough to bother to do it! And, we always ensure that there’s plenty to do, both on and off our sex resort premises.
So again, by filling in your personal questionnaire, ‘honestly’. We’ll know well in advance everything you’re into, and everything you’re not. This in turn leads to a productive and satisfying experience for all involved!
Evrything You Need
Guaranteed Companions: Spend your wonderfully relaxing well-earned vacation with the kitty cat of your dreams. A beautiful, friendly, exotic fun loving lady whose main purpose is to ensure that you have the experience of a lifetime.
Experienced Hosts: With over 8 years’ experience designing tailor made holiday packages. Not to mention the 20+ years as a Thailand expat. Means that you’ll always be in the right places, with the right people, at the right time.
Secluded Private Resort: Enjoy total peace and tranquility at our beautiful, specially designed mini-villa resort. The most perfect environment in which to achieve complete relaxation with your stunning companion.
Like Minded Guests: All our members, from first timers to veterans, all share a common goal. Peace, harmony and the pursuit of happiness, meaning that you’re always in the very best company.
Fully Escorted Activities: Pattaya now being listed as a world-class resort, ensures that there’s never a dull moment, not unless you want one! Our optional group excursions guarantee that you’re never stuck for something to do. Somewhere fun to go. Or great companionship along the way.
Check this link for some great info on ‘Pattaya Activities’
Everything You Don’t
Disappointing Companionship: Generally speaking, there’s a hell of a lot of girls out there these days! So, unless you’re a bit of a lad and know exactly what you’re doing. Finding the right girl for you can at times, be a bit of a minefield.
At the lower end of the scale, there are the girls with very little to offer. Then at the top, there’s the girls with everything! Everything, from light fingers and drug habits. To nocturnal skill sets befitting a funeral parlor and equally unpleasant communicable diseases! So do be warned gentlemen!
Limited Local Knowledge: As you’ll find with anywhere in the world, unless you know the area well, the chances of finding the best places to hang out are usually quite limited. So, isn’t it fair to say that the chances are that you’ll most likely end up spending a lot more money for a lot less fun?
Sub-standard Accommodation: Always a tough one, which again can be very hit or miss. And I’m sure you know what I mean. Just as I’m equally sure that at some time you’ve made a booking that looked great in the literature? Yet upon arrival that said literature was probably around 20 years out of date!
So do you homework guys! Check everything is as it should be and that you don’t end up an expensive taxi ride away from anything resembling the action.
Travelling Alone & Activities
Nothing is ever as much fun as it can be when you’re part of a highly charged group. Guys doing guy stuff and girls being girls. No matter where you go or what you do, it’s always a whole lot better when you’re around a few good friends!
So, why not just avoid all those serious disappointments!
Looking forward to meeting you soon!
Your hosts Jay & Wan, and the Kitty Cat Team