Falling In Love
Baby, baby, I'd get down on my knees for you. Doo, doo. Doo, doo. Doo, doo. Doo. Doo. If you would only love me like you used to do.
Just be real carefull who you're getting down on those knees for, even the men, 'like the one above', can be stunners in Thailand!
“Never Happen!” I hear you say.
Okay, we’ll see!
Believe me, it happens and it happens to us all. And, I might add, there’s no better feeling in the world. I’m still falling in ‘Lub’, ‘as the ladies pronounce it’, every single day and lubbing every single minute of it!
You see, as well as being soooo petite and soooo drop dead gorgeous; our ladies are also soooo sweet and soooo attentive. Thai women are, it’s bred into them to be subservient, and their only mission in life, fortunately for us, is to ‘Take Care’ and take care they do, extremely well I might add, and what’s more, they’re very proud of it.
You know, I still remember my first Thai girlfriend ‘Yong’ like it was yesterday, rescued her, as it happens, from a Bangkok go-go bar. Anyway, getting to the point, I’d never experienced anything so small, or so beautiful, so much so, I’d often just find myself lying there watching her sleep!
Unfortunately, she was also a psychotic alcoholic, so it wasn’t to last! But hey, you win some, you lose some, and boy was it fun while it lasted!
Getting back on track, As westerners, this female attribute is totally alien to us. ‘I Want’, ‘I Want’, attitude and pissing and moaning all day has unfortunately become our cross to bear in the wild, wild, west!
“Gotta have a J.O.B. if ya wanna be with me!”
So, Falling In Lub at Kitties maybe isn’t as crazy as you may think.
I am, as it happens, actually in the process of changing my name to Ricardo Montalban and hiring a dwarf side kick as we speak!
Joking aside, it’s real easy to fall for one of our girls. Real Easy! And, many have!
Getting to the point!
A few, but not many, of our first timers arrive carrying with them the idea that variety is the spice of life, nothing wrong with that, but, funnily enough after having a bit of a dabble, most usually end up becoming attached and staying with one lady.
Because the girls don’t treat you like a John, they treat you like a king. They’re all over you and you become like a very special boyfriend to them, and, experiencing this amount of attention for the first time tends to make you want to stick around.
Most of our girls live in the hope that one day they’ll find that very special someone to sweep them off their feet, and some indeed do.
Why are we telling you all this?
Because we want you to keep an open mind in your view of what the Kitty Cat Experience is all about!
So try not to arrive with any preconceptions; after all, one man’s fantasy could be another man’s worst nightmare.
Point being, ‘FANTASY’, is what we’re all about, ‘YOUR FANTASY’, and just like Ricardo always says, anything and everything goes at Fantasy Island! Ho, ho, ho!